i once used a toilet so new it has the price tag still on it.
the toilets in home depot really should be labeled better.
sometimes i feel like i am talking and no one is listening.
maybe because i don't use correct spelling.
i love when i make notes to myself for this blog and see them days later.
choke fish.
that's all i wrote.
any clues?
i'm sure it would have been some witty observation.
but now, i got nothing.
it's hard to work with people who are always wrong when you are always right.
not many people will sit next to a girl in a panda hat.
i feel as right as rain, which is never right and even harder to write.
you should never be left to your own devices.
unless that device is a gps.
what did people do before hand sanitizers?
it’s a dirty world out there.
when people tell me they don’t have tv’s, i start to wonder what’s wrong with them.
what do you do at night?
this week in jenna theatre, jenna is corresponding with a group member by email for an upcoming school project. the name has been changed and the project is vague.
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : the project
hey are you ready to work on the presentation? how do you want to work on this?
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re the project
yo. um. i think that we should do a powerpoint.
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: the project
i mean which article should we focus on. i feel like the third one would be the best. we can just break it up into parts really easily.
to : jenna
from: steve
subject :re: re: re: the project
wait. what article?
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: the project
um…the third one…the harrisburg one?
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: the project
for what class.
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
? we only have one class together.
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
oh found it!
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re the project
awesome. so, does that work?
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
yup. i’ll start on the powerpoint and send it to you when i’m done.
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
i’m sorry j, i couldn’t do the powerpoint, my email isn’t working.
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
…then how did you send this?
to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project
oh, right…
and people wonder why i drink.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
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You said "talking" but I think you meant "mocking" & no one listens?
I'm the same way with the showers at Home Depot. Did you know they're not functional in the store?
Choke fish? I can only assume this was an evil plot you had to kill actor, and American treasure, Abe Vigoda. As I write this I realize this is only funny if you watched "Barney Miller" and/or it's spin-off "Fish". I'm so f#cking old..
Girls with panda hats are my favorite kind of girls. Assuming they made the hat from the pelt of a panda they killed with their bare hands. Maybe you should make an Abe Vigoda hat?
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The Punk Monk
Choke fish!! lol wtf. LOVE IT! And I love the email with your group member. Kind of make you want to hit them :)
Was "Choke Fish" in reference to the fact that you can drown them by just blowing air into their gills? And when I say fact, I use it very loosely, like gills.
What does email have to do with powerpoint? OMOG.
Your blog is awesome. I want to subscribe. But google reader only has 2 of your posts, both from 2009. ?
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