Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Art of Saying All the Wrong Things in Low Places

for whom the elevator tolls.

ask not what you can do for your country, for that requires too much work.

stop, drop and roll a joint.

don't put off today what you can

don't make a mountain out of a monkey.

sometimes it can be as hard as finding a needle in a sewing kit

early to bed and early to rise, might make you healthy but it won't make you popular with your friends.

ever feel stuck between a mouse and a mole hill?

it's like fighting a downhill battle.

boys, can't live with them, can't afford anything without them.

women are like a box of tic tacs.

do you ever feel like the lights are on and you're the one paying the bills?

make sure your body doesn't cash checks that your mind can't write.

this week in jenna theatre...if jenna had a kid, this is what he would do...

come back next week for a longer, younger and more energetic blog!


blackstocks said...

AHAHAHA Great blog and great video! I wonder if that would work in the NFL?

Thanks for some good laughs tiny one!

PunkRockRunner said...

Women are tiny hard mints sold in small transparent plastic boxes with flip-action lids that make your breath minty fresh?

How could I have been so wrong for so long?

Punky out!!

Jocelyn said...

Great blog sister head. lol. Great stuff!! "do you ever feel like the lights are on and you're the one paying the bills?" yes, yes I do. And I am not even the one paying for it.
I don't think this blog could be younger or sexier

Lauren said...

I haven't been on the blog in awhile so I'm sorry for that! I'm a slacker. Love the video! And love all the word play---all of it! Great!