Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Art of Playing with Your Friend's Food

i once used a toilet so new it has the price tag still on it.

the toilets in home depot really should be labeled better.

sometimes i feel like i am talking and no one is listening.

maybe because i don't use correct spelling.

i love when i make notes to myself for this blog and see them days later.

choke fish.

that's all i wrote.

any clues?

i'm sure it would have been some witty observation.

but now, i got nothing.

it's hard to work with people who are always wrong when you are always right.

not many people will sit next to a girl in a panda hat.

i feel as right as rain, which is never right and even harder to write.

you should never be left to your own devices.

unless that device is a gps.

what did people do before hand sanitizers?

it’s a dirty world out there.

when people tell me they don’t have tv’s, i start to wonder what’s wrong with them.

what do you do at night?

this week in jenna theatre, jenna is corresponding with a group member by email for an upcoming school project. the name has been changed and the project is vague.
to: steve
from : jenna
subject : the project

hey are you ready to work on the presentation? how do you want to work on this?

to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re the project

yo. um. i think that we should do a powerpoint.

to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: the project

i mean which article should we focus on. i feel like the third one would be the best. we can just break it up into parts really easily.

to : jenna
from: steve
subject :re: re: re: the project

wait. what article?

to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: the project

um…the third one…the harrisburg one?

to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: the project

for what class.

to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

? we only have one class together.

to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

oh found it!

to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re the project

awesome. so, does that work?

to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

yup. i’ll start on the powerpoint and send it to you when i’m done.


to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

i’m sorry j, i couldn’t do the powerpoint, my email isn’t working.

to: steve
from : jenna
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

…then how did you send this?

to : jenna
from: steve
subject : re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: the project

oh, right…

and people wonder why i drink.

5 comments:

PunkRockRunner said...

You said "talking" but I think you meant "mocking" & no one listens?

I'm the same way with the showers at Home Depot. Did you know they're not functional in the store?

Choke fish? I can only assume this was an evil plot you had to kill actor, and American treasure, Abe Vigoda. As I write this I realize this is only funny if you watched "Barney Miller" and/or it's spin-off "Fish". I'm so f#cking old..

Girls with panda hats are my favorite kind of girls. Assuming they made the hat from the pelt of a panda they killed with their bare hands. Maybe you should make an Abe Vigoda hat?

Comment done.

The Punk Monk

Jocelyn said...

Choke fish!! lol wtf. LOVE IT! And I love the email with your group member. Kind of make you want to hit them :)

deekin said...

Was "Choke Fish" in reference to the fact that you can drown them by just blowing air into their gills? And when I say fact, I use it very loosely, like gills.

BradyDale said...

What does email have to do with powerpoint? OMOG.

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