i'm going on the lam.
is that the same as going on a lamb?
where is the fast lam?
can one purchase a lam ahead of time in the unlikely even that you will need to go on one?
and furthermore, what's with peacocks?
i think hard worker takes on a different meaning after a liquid lunch.
i swear there is one ant that is stalking me.
i was so hungry in the train that I sat next to some kids and started eating out of their bag of potato chips.
they were a bit too greasy.
you don't actually have to sit on my lap for this train ride.
sometimes i can hold my own ground. if you ain't moving, i ain't moving.
i hate people touching me.
well, i hate ugly people touching me.
also, if you seem to have any kind of disease or illness i'm not too big of a fan.
i hate how inferior i feel when i go to the hair salon.
don't judge me just because i don't understand the concept of double processing.
i will cut you with those freaking scissors.
and would it kill the hair dressers to actually look like they are paying attention when they cut hair?
i swear i thought i was gunna lose an ear.
we can't all be brittney spears.
i need a snack.
i spy with my little eye, a baby with a bag of carrots.
remember that game, i spy?
makes ya wonder how many private investigators that brought out of the woodwork.
well johnny, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
well, i don't know...but i do like the game, i spy...
i would be a terrible vampire.
this week in jenna theatre, jenna is at the pharmacy during her busy lunch hour dropping of a prescription she has filled before.
ted the pharmacist – ok, you’re all set. are you going to wait?
jenna – can you just check to make sure you have it in stock?
ted – yea, we should have it.
jenna – are you sure?
ted – yeah, it’s pretty common.
jenna – can you maybe check? last time, i had to wait like an hour and you didn’t have it.
ted – i’m sure we do.
jenna – ok great, so i’ll just wait.
(about 45 minutes later, jenna’s name is called)
ted – so it looks like we don’t have your prescription, so i’ll have to order it and it should be in tomorrow by 2.
jenna – what.
ted – your prescription should be here tomorrow at 2.
jenna – but…but...
sometimes you run into a wall.
sometimes you fart.
sometimes, when you fart, shit happens.