i have a problem with mouth wash.
the bottle sizes are irrational.
i have yet to possess a medicine cabinet where one of those big fuckers fit.
i hate the way mouth wash burns.
and if it doesn’t burn, how do i know it’s really mouthwash?
you never know who wants to talk about pee.
a bus ride with more that 2 people talking to themselves in more than 2 languages?
that's what you call win win.
i think i was just your placeholder.
i hate when i like something i swore to hate.
makes me hate it all over again.
i guess it completes the cycle.
you won’t hear that shit on lion king.
i’m not interested in making sense.
maybe i should read this over when i’m not on muscle relaxers.
where would be the fun in that?
that girl was a barrel of monkeys.
monkey see monkey do.
has anyone ever had sea monkeys?
remember when they used to try to sell those in the back of magazines?
i always wanted a sea monkey.
until i realized it wasn’t actually a monkey.
now i just want a monkey.
but i digress.
monkey is one k away from money.
the more you know.
this week in jenna theatre…how jenna fell on the sidewalk. jenna was walking from the bus stop to school in a slight bit of a rush, when she decided that instead of waiting for the ok to walk sign she would dart across the street. now most of you might be thinking, well this is how she fell. no this is not. she quickly dashed across the street, dodging passing cabs that seemed out to get her in what felt like a crazy version of frogger. once she was safely across the street she dodged a group of fast walking business men sliding under an awning. she continued down the slippery sidewalk, avoiding the icy patches the salters had just missed. the final crossing of the street came and she lost her balance for a second but quickly regained her composure to complete the trek. as she went to enter the turnstile doors she tripped over her own two feet and proceeded to face plant directly into the glass doors that someone was trying to turn at that exact moment. reeling from the fall, she quickly stepped back and lost her balance, falling on a patch of ice on the sidewalk.sigh.
what can ya do?